Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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