Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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