the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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