where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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