You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize