I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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