It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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