You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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