whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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