coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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