Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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