so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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