Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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