We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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