I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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