After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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