you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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