lets start a swedish sibling band together
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
is wine microwaveable?
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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