U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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