its not stalking. its research.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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