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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:35pm

    ahaha serves them right for having kids that call others bastards

  • 99 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:35pm

    AWESOME. PARENTING WIN

  • 91 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:44pm

    Remember, remember the fifth of november

  • 81 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:33pm

    hahaha awesome genius

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:39pm

    "Parent of the Year" award recipient?

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:52pm

    Yeah, because someone can't have kids of different ages, and use their age differences as a method to distinguish between the kids.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:52pm

    I'll go to the ut Kansas game if this vegetable oil lubes up the vacuum enough for my dick to pull out...

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:50am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:43pm

    Oh! I get it! The parent told his child to call the other kids "clits" so that they ask their parents what a clit is! -Jeff -Jeff

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:06pm

    The sad thing about the vacuum guy is he could be some really fat guy with issues and we just don't realize it.

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:56pm

    This is from a movie . Wack

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:25pm

    I would have gone with horsefucker but clit works

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:05pm

    This is from salt lake, she probably got married at 18 and had the kid at 19.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:57pm

    Just call them a blowjob.

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:28pm

    BEST parenting EVER!

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:45pm

    Haha that's awesome !

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:52pm

    ...The gunpowder treason and plot

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:38pm

    Good news! It's out of the vacuum, but I'm pretty sure it's going to be limp for a few weeks. Now my problem is how am I going to explain to my boss that we need a new shop-vac?

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:05pm

    Umm 5:54. That's really weird and unecessary.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:35am

    Best. Parent. Ever. That isnt a joke, id give this dude a high five.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:44pm

    6:38, tell them Jeff did it.

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:55pm

    Great now old people are moving in on tfln too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:43pm

    you have a six-year-old. you're too old to be on this website. get a life and go be a parent.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:05pm

    4:43, exactly what would you deem the age cutoff for this site?

  • 71 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:08pm

    Shoulda told him to call them a cunt.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:48pm

    If you were close enough with someone to text them that story, they probably know the kid by name, let alone have to explain how old the kid is. LAME.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:42pm

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:44pm

    Why do all these texts sound as if they're written by the same person? There's always a zinger sentence at the end. "I love Halloween." "Those parents will hate me." I declare TFLN a fraud.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:34pm

    I agree this text is probably a fake but not because they referred to their child as "my 6yo." It wouldn't make any sense to us, the readers who don't know this person, if their child was referenced by name. Also, I'm 22 with a 5yo. Having a 6yo doesn't make the OP old.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:20pm

    I think I might try having sex with my vacuum cleaner...

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:52pm

    @4:48 maybe she was moar than 1 kid?

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:41pm

    high five to raising a classy child. ttrrraasshh ftw.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:07pm

    6:02 put the vacuum in reverse so it blows instead of sucks.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:19pm

    I'm serious, me dick is still stuck in me vacuum, Mr. Waters will be back from lunch any second, help me!

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:12pm

    Are you a bastard? As the mailman

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 10:23am

    Mom of the year.

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:27pm

    this had to have been a father hahahahah

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:45pm

    Fuck you Jeff. In the face. FACE!

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:04pm

    You guys do realize that there are a lot of "Jeff"s out there?

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:43pm

    6:31You have excellent grammar... not.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:13am

    Oh, I get it! The 6year olds penis is bigger then his dads!!! -Jef

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:14pm

    thats because he probably is a bastard....

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:37pm

    Who the hell is Jeff? Jeff Dunham??

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:37pm

    O I get it. I get it. Jeff acts as a radical interpreter and simply states the OP back in the a form that was funny when Family Guy did it six years ago. Jeff you have the wit of the six year old in the OP. Seriously, fucking die.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:02am

    shut up about parenting, it was probably a dream or something

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:31pm

    Your a good parent.....Not.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:44pm

    Well...my dick is definitely stuck in the vacuum now. Anyone know a way out of this?

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:41pm

    Oh! I get it! The parents of the kids that called the 6 year old son a bastard are going to get mad at the OP because the son is going to call the kids a clit. - Zack

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:14pm

    Oh! I get it! The parents of the kids that called the 6 year old son a bastard are going to get mad at the OP because the son is going to call the kids a clit. -Jeff

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:05pm

    i know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be F0RG0T

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:00pm

    Oh, shit. I got me dick stuck in me vacuum again. Help me out, fellas?

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:39pm

    this warms my heart that it came from utah

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:30pm

    That is just quivering.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:15pm

    there are a lot of better things to say than 'clit'

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:55pm

    Facefacefacefaceface I like facesssssssssssssssss

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:37pm

    wtf is this a failed fml. who the fuck would text this. sooo bad

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:02pm

    she should have told him to call the kids a cunt

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:47pm

    Charles Rutherford believes your 6 year old is the bastard son of a thousand fathers!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:30pm

    8 56 you are wise. Very wise indeed.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:02pm

    I came in the vacuum, but now I'm stuck...and oily. And I'm pretty sure I felt something tear when I tried to yank it out.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:13pm

    Umm...this is a text from last night site. So one the text doesn't even need to be on here and two, way to be a bad mom

  • 57 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:45pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:23pm

    If you put that vacuum on reverse you can give yourself a facial -Ned

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:30pm

    fake jeff, there was no 'it's funny because...' and he does not say OP.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by bee222 on Mar 30, 11 at 12:39am

    Hahahaha I just spit out my soda laughing at this!

  • 33 52
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 21, 10 at 3:07pm

    you are an epic parent

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:14am

    What's up Rutherford? You still working offshore?

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:37pm

    Really, a clit? Of all the things to have your kid call the other kids at school you tell them clit? I mean hell, you should have told them something like sodomizer or some other sexual conduct related thing. It be harder to brush off an action then anatomy.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:22am

    Age has nothing to do with it beyond the kid's. Parents often refer to their kids by other than their names. Funny funny text. U guys all suck vacuum

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:47pm

    who's charles rutherford???

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:35am

    I have two words for you: Charles Rutherford!

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:25pm

    Why don't the kid say it back

  • 30 50
    Submitted by hewhoknows on Jul 22, 11 at 6:32pm

    Hahahaha. Yo u r a smart parent. I woulda beat the Kid up

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:50pm

    Haha! Gotta love Utah, Morman kids talkin shit!

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:48pm

    I got box tickets for the ut Kansas game, u wanna go?

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:47pm

    i like how you avoided your kid's question... i'm guessing he IS a bas-turd.

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:06pm

    Jeff, where are you?

  • 36 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:24am

    You guys AALLL suck vacuums. This is real. This is FUNNY.

  • 45 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:56pm

    And the winner of the parent of the year award for avoiding to announce that you're a filthy whore goes to.....

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:12pm

    Zack your copying off Jeff......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:39pm

    you are not fit to be a parent. Why don't you do your child a favor and turn him into an orphan