watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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