i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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