This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I know her cup size but not her name....
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