Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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