you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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