he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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