I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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