I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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