just tell him i said nine months
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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