Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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