I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Let's paint friendship bongs
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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