So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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