no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize