summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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