girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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