At least make sure they are 18
Why
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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