I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize