Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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