I should be sponsored by Trojan
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize