Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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