oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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