I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
well you can't waste a boner
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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