I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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