did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he was CRYING into my vagina
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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