Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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