508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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