What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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