talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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