i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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